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The cow went down in the pasture. I took it as a sign.

Like lightning striking my saddle horn or guppies in the wine.

I’ll have to pull the calf right here. But it isn’t raining hard.

It’s just too bad that my slicker is still back in the yard.

I taught my horse to ground tie. Like havin’ an extra man.

Now why did he run off like that? I really had a plan,

Thank goodness I’ve got...