“A fine lookin’ horse you’ve got there (if yer into modern art)

I had a horse like that one time (but he wasn’t very smart)

I’d guess that he’s part thoroughbred (and part Catahoula hound)

You get him in a claiming race? (or at the lost and found)

Oh, really, you’ve got the papers (I’d use ’em to train the dog)

And he’s outta He’s California! (No wonder he smells lik...