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Shopped some big-box stores in the Big City last weekend and was enjoying striking up conversations with fellow, wild-eyed men who were making a valiant attempt at not-last-minute Christmas shopping.

One guy I encountered was deep in the giant discount store and still had nothing in the shopping cart. I marveled at how he got clear to the back of the store without being compelled to throw somet...