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- “As long as you’ve got good elimination, you’ve got it made.” Uncle Leonard

- “If a man can’t drive in a bar ditch, he’s got no business on the highway.” Tink

- “When asked how she got to be president, Anita replied, ‘I missed the meeting’.”

- “You can’t used too much tape.” Dr. Allen

- Tom Hall says, “I enjoy all company. Some when they arrive, some whe...