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The Vegetable Defamation Trial

It was a severe case of vegetable defamation, the makin's of a landmark case of harassment and abuse.

The plaintiff, a Miss Parsley was demanding compensation of one Paul Pierre Potato and, to-be-specified produce.

"So how do you plead, Mr. Tater?" "Not guilty but let me relate

I'm a victim of mass inflammation,au gratined and smeared on a plate,

laid next to a lecherous cutlet whose gravy kept to...

 
 
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